Conversations with myself #1
( WARNING: Explicit lanuage follows.) - I know all these clever writing tips and tricks to better my writing - - So why not use them? - I - they - it just - I don't fucking know! - Oy. Language. - Fuck you. Like you never sully your French. - Fuck I do. - Eeeh - YES you do! - No, I don't. Fuck you. - Fuck yourself. - Technically - - Shut up. - You started it. - And YOU'RE supposed to be helping me! - Says who ? - Physics. - Because I'm in your brain? *snaps fingers* - Bingo. - That's dumb. - Don't call me dumb. - The don't BE dumb. - This conversation is getting tedious. - You only think that because I'M winning. - Yeah. Because it's a competition right. - I never said - - You ALWAYS have to be right, don't you? - No-o, I don't, I just - - Because you're so FUCKING clever. - It's not that, it's just - - Well, fucking USE that cleverness then! Let's write! - But -