Conversations with myself #1

(WARNING: Explicit lanuage follows.)

- I know all these clever writing tips and tricks to better my writing -

 - So why not use them?

 - I - they - it just - I don't fucking know!

 - Oy. Language.

 - Fuck you. Like you never sully your French.

 - Fuck I do.

 - Eeeh - YES you do!

 - No, I don't. Fuck you.

 - Fuck yourself.

 - Technically -

 - Shut up.

 - You started it.

 - And YOU'RE supposed to be helping me!

 - Says who?

 - Physics.

 - Because I'm in your brain?

 *snaps fingers*

 - Bingo.

 - That's dumb.

 - Don't call me dumb.

 - The don't BE dumb.

 - This conversation is getting tedious.

 - You only think that because I'M winning.

 - Yeah. Because it's a competition right.

 - I never said -

 - You ALWAYS have to be right, don't you?

 - No-o, I don't, I just -

 - Because you're so FUCKING clever.

 - It's not that, it's just -

 - Well, fucking USE that cleverness then! Let's write!

 - But -

 - The only butts in this story will be the naked butts of the characters and their love-interest. So. Now. GET.

 - But -

 - FUCK buts! NAKED butts!

 - You said "butts."

 - Fuck yeah I did.

 *sniggers*

 - Oh, shut up.

 *sniggers some more*

 *resisting a smile*

 - Will you stop it?

 *sniggers uncontrollably*

 *also sniggering*

 *chortling*
- Naked butts.

 *chortling loudly*

 - Hell yeah.

 - Let's bring in some butts.

 - Butts! And some muscled, sexy guys.

 - But CAPABLE ones.

 *sniggers stupidly*

 - Capable you say?

 *leering*

 - Oh, shut up.

 - The hell I will.

 *grinning menacingly*

 - Let's go get some butts!



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